You're All I Need

Best of the bunch - and also the most overtly homoerotic touch in a game that's not exactly short of them - is the riot shield system, which allows one player to use a shield or car door as portable cover while the other cuddles up close behind and dispenses "lead" from his "iron".

I don't know why this stuck out so much to me, but I find it interesting that a professional reviewer spent so many words during their review of Army of Two on a thinly veiled "hee hee hee, it's all a bit gay isn't it?". And by "interesting" I mean "sad".

Eurogamer's review of Brokeback Mountain: The Game would be a sight to behold. So would the comments, no doubt.